1 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:06,619 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. 2 00:00:06,653 --> 00:00:08,153 It was a great episode. 3 00:00:08,188 --> 00:00:10,689 Think you can loan me a couple bills? I can pay you for a job. 4 00:00:10,724 --> 00:00:12,625 Fiona would be pissed if she knew you were into this shit with me. 5 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:15,294 Are you screwing my sister's boyfriend? 6 00:00:15,328 --> 00:00:17,229 Hey, Mom, me and Chip are going to swing by the hospital. 7 00:00:17,264 --> 00:00:18,831 Oh, this is... Debbie Gallagher. 8 00:00:18,865 --> 00:00:20,332 Nice to meet you, Jimmy. 9 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:21,333 Are you going to tell Fiona? 10 00:00:21,368 --> 00:00:22,801 I saw a really cool pink vest. 11 00:00:22,836 --> 00:00:24,837 I like to think of it as a peace offering. 12 00:00:24,871 --> 00:00:27,373 Somebody bought Mr. Harris' house? Steve. 13 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:28,340 Fiona's a good girl. 14 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:29,341 I've known her a long time. 15 00:00:29,376 --> 00:00:30,442 Drive carefully. 16 00:00:30,477 --> 00:00:32,044 Congratulations, Ian. 17 00:00:32,078 --> 00:00:33,646 You are not Frank Gallagher's son. 18 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,514 But my father's a close relative. 19 00:00:35,548 --> 00:00:37,016 Most likely one of your brothers. 20 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,550 If you love us, you'll leave Liam. 21 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:39,785 Take your girlfriend, 22 00:00:39,819 --> 00:00:41,120 get in your truck and never come back. 23 00:00:41,154 --> 00:00:43,122 I've been reading more about this Purity Ball thing. 24 00:00:43,156 --> 00:00:46,959 You need to be as honest as you can, It's okay, sweetheart. 25 00:00:46,993 --> 00:00:49,194 I started having oral sex... orgy... naked body... 26 00:00:49,229 --> 00:00:50,396 black strap-on dildo... 27 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:53,632 You whore! He humiliated me! 28 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,034 Get out! Get out! 29 00:00:55,234 --> 00:01:05,434 30 00:01:09,049 --> 00:01:12,384 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 31 00:01:12,419 --> 00:01:15,487 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 32 00:01:15,522 --> 00:01:18,524 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 33 00:01:18,558 --> 00:01:23,562 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 34 00:01:23,596 --> 00:01:25,964 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 35 00:01:25,999 --> 00:01:29,668 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 36 00:01:29,703 --> 00:01:32,404 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 37 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:36,442 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 38 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:46,952 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 39 00:01:46,986 --> 00:01:50,022 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 40 00:01:50,056 --> 00:01:52,925 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 41 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:57,262 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 42 00:01:57,297 --> 00:02:00,699 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 43 00:02:00,734 --> 00:02:04,403 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 44 00:02:04,437 --> 00:02:07,272 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 45 00:02:07,307 --> 00:02:08,507 ♪ You're so... ♪ 46 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:10,008 ♪ Sure of? ♪ 47 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:13,212 It's good. 48 00:02:13,246 --> 00:02:14,880 All right, can you do this? 49 00:02:14,914 --> 00:02:16,448 Oh, that's easy. 50 00:02:17,484 --> 00:02:18,751 Can you wiggle your ears? 51 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,252 Oh, my God. 52 00:02:20,286 --> 00:02:21,487 But slightly, right? Slightly? 53 00:02:21,521 --> 00:02:24,022 Yeah, I think... I think I can. 54 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:27,526 I said wiggle your ears, 55 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,961 not shit your pants. 56 00:02:30,096 --> 00:02:32,197 You want to see me make a mangina? 57 00:02:32,232 --> 00:02:35,067 Oh, that's sexy, but I'll pass. 58 00:02:35,101 --> 00:02:37,035 I can put my ankle behind my head 59 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:38,704 and sing "The Star Spangled Banner." 60 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:39,738 Okay. 61 00:02:39,773 --> 00:02:41,640 Does it have to be our national anthem? 62 00:02:41,674 --> 00:02:43,475 What else would it be? 63 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:45,878 ♪ Oh say can you see ♪ 64 00:02:45,912 --> 00:02:46,879 This is great. 65 00:02:46,913 --> 00:02:49,915 ♪ By the dawn's ♪ Whoa! 66 00:02:49,949 --> 00:02:51,316 ♪ Early light ♪ 67 00:02:51,351 --> 00:02:55,554 ♪ What so proudly we hailed at... ♪ 68 00:02:55,588 --> 00:02:58,757 Am I going to have to learn how to do that when I start having sex? 69 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,893 This has nothing to do with sex. 70 00:03:00,927 --> 00:03:02,394 Then it's even weirder. 71 00:03:02,429 --> 00:03:04,663 What are you doing in here? 72 00:03:04,697 --> 00:03:07,800 You're supposed to be at my classroom moms' meeting in 40 minutes. 73 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:08,967 Since when? 74 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:10,135 Since Mom promised to go 75 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:11,503 before she left us again. 76 00:03:11,538 --> 00:03:14,173 Oh, God, Debs, please don't make me do this. 77 00:03:14,207 --> 00:03:15,641 I know you don't like those meetings. 78 00:03:15,675 --> 00:03:17,276 That's why I never tell you about them. 79 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,677 Are the meetings really that bad? 80 00:03:18,711 --> 00:03:20,145 It's the women from the neighborhood. 81 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,981 All they do is talk about their husbands and their jobs 82 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,850 and their dental plans. 83 00:03:24,884 --> 00:03:27,352 You know, maybe you should just show them your special skill. 84 00:03:27,387 --> 00:03:29,755 The Snob Mob always makes fun of me 85 00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:32,491 for not having a parent there. 86 00:03:32,525 --> 00:03:34,259 So when Mom came back, I signed her up. 87 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:35,694 What's the Snob Mob? 88 00:03:35,728 --> 00:03:37,362 The name speaks for itself. 89 00:03:37,397 --> 00:03:39,431 And their moms aren't much nicer. 90 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:41,433 They're expecting a grown-up to help with the decorations. 91 00:03:41,468 --> 00:03:43,035 It's only this one time. 92 00:03:43,069 --> 00:03:46,104 I won't sign you up again. I promise. 93 00:03:46,139 --> 00:03:47,973 Fine. 94 00:03:48,007 --> 00:03:48,974 Yes! 95 00:03:49,008 --> 00:03:50,609 Let me make some coffee first. 96 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:52,044 Okay. 97 00:04:00,053 --> 00:04:01,119 What? 98 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:02,688 You tell her the truth yet, 99 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:04,089 Jimmy? 100 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:09,294 Soon. 101 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:10,996 You better. 102 00:04:19,939 --> 00:04:23,075 Have a good day at work, dear. 103 00:04:23,109 --> 00:04:24,843 You satisfied? I just can't believe it. 104 00:04:24,878 --> 00:04:27,546 Hey, you win some, you lose some. 105 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:28,881 What does she see in him? 106 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:31,183 Ass, gas and cash. 107 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:33,919 Did you see his Porsche? Fiona's not like that. 108 00:04:33,953 --> 00:04:37,222 Face it, women think with their vaginas. 109 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:38,690 Now let's vamonos. 110 00:04:38,725 --> 00:04:40,926 We'll find you another skanky hood girl to obsess about. 111 00:04:47,433 --> 00:04:49,735 Snob Mob says it's not fair 112 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:52,704 that I get to go to all the class parties and stuff, 113 00:04:52,739 --> 00:04:54,072 even though we don't contribute. 114 00:04:54,107 --> 00:04:55,574 You can't listen to those bitches, Debs. 115 00:04:55,608 --> 00:04:56,708 No. 116 00:04:56,743 --> 00:04:58,677 You have to look nice. 117 00:04:58,711 --> 00:05:00,178 There's a hole in it. 118 00:05:00,213 --> 00:05:02,080 Well, that's gonna cut out half my wardrobe. 119 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:06,318 Maybe the boys have something I can wear. 120 00:05:10,356 --> 00:05:12,024 Stop downloading porn. 121 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:13,892 Oops, busted. 122 00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:15,227 I need a sweater. 123 00:05:15,261 --> 00:05:16,695 Help yourself. 124 00:05:16,729 --> 00:05:18,196 What are you guys doing? 125 00:05:18,231 --> 00:05:19,831 We're looking for homeboy's dad. 126 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:21,700 He's looking for homeboy's dad. 127 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,201 Jesus. 128 00:05:23,236 --> 00:05:24,870 There are a lot of Gallaghers. 129 00:05:24,904 --> 00:05:26,572 Hey, Fiona, do you know any of Frank's brothers' names? 130 00:05:26,606 --> 00:05:28,507 Shit, I have no idea. 131 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:30,576 Oh, I think one of them's Wendell or something. 132 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,878 I suppose I could just start calling them all. 133 00:05:32,912 --> 00:05:34,446 What do you care, anyway? 134 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,748 He just wishes it was him that wasn't Frank's kid. 135 00:05:36,783 --> 00:05:38,951 Plus, you know, if we find Ian's real dad, 136 00:05:38,985 --> 00:05:40,886 you know, maybe he'll give us some cash 137 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,187 or we could report his name to the state 138 00:05:42,221 --> 00:05:43,455 and collect extra child support. 139 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:44,990 Then I'd have to hang out with the dude. 140 00:05:45,024 --> 00:05:46,024 He might be cool. 141 00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:47,926 Ha, Frank's brother? 142 00:05:47,961 --> 00:05:49,394 He's got to be better than Frank, right? 143 00:05:49,429 --> 00:05:51,330 I mean, maybe he has a job or he's sober 144 00:05:51,364 --> 00:05:52,731 or he likes kids. 145 00:05:52,765 --> 00:05:53,899 Doubt it. 146 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:57,269 Oh, hey, how about this one, Debs? 147 00:05:57,303 --> 00:05:58,670 It'll have to do. 148 00:05:58,705 --> 00:06:00,372 Now go. Come on. 149 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:02,474 Oh, take the bus out to see Grammy. 150 00:06:03,509 --> 00:06:05,510 She'll know where the brothers are. 151 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:23,295 Hi. 152 00:06:23,329 --> 00:06:24,763 Fiona, right? Yeah. 153 00:06:24,797 --> 00:06:26,798 Debbie said I should expect you. 154 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,200 I'm Jasmine Hollander. 155 00:06:28,234 --> 00:06:29,935 I live over on South Bishop. 156 00:06:29,969 --> 00:06:31,603 I remember you from the neighborhood. 157 00:06:31,638 --> 00:06:33,438 You used to babysit my friend Beth Souza. 158 00:06:33,473 --> 00:06:35,974 Right! Um, okay, well, let me get you started. 159 00:06:36,009 --> 00:06:37,476 Look who just showed up. We're making decorations 160 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:40,012 for the kids' St. Patty's Day party tomorrow. 161 00:06:40,046 --> 00:06:41,346 Okay. 162 00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:44,249 Uh, okay, why don't you take a seat right there, 163 00:06:44,283 --> 00:06:46,551 and I'll bring you some construction paper. 164 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:47,753 Okay? 165 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:52,557 Hi, Fiona. 166 00:06:52,592 --> 00:06:54,626 Long time no see. Yeah. 167 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:56,795 So what rate did you guys end up getting? 168 00:06:56,829 --> 00:06:58,830 Eve's refinancing 169 00:06:58,865 --> 00:07:00,198 her home. 170 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:02,467 Four and a half percent for 15 years. 171 00:07:02,502 --> 00:07:03,769 Your monthly must be outrageous. 172 00:07:03,803 --> 00:07:07,339 Peter wants to pay the house off sooner than later. 173 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:08,640 Should have gone for a 30. 174 00:07:08,675 --> 00:07:10,609 That's what we have. Rates would be higher. 175 00:07:10,643 --> 00:07:12,044 But your payments would have been lower. 176 00:07:12,078 --> 00:07:14,513 Peter has a head for numbers. We'll be okay. 177 00:07:14,547 --> 00:07:15,981 I'd be worried that the rail lines 178 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:17,315 are going to have layoffs again. 179 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:19,518 Aren't you? 180 00:07:19,552 --> 00:07:20,952 I guess I am now. 181 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:23,989 Must be nice not to own a home and have to deal 182 00:07:24,023 --> 00:07:25,257 with this stuff. 183 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,026 Yeah. It gives me more time to buy drugs 184 00:07:28,061 --> 00:07:30,128 and fence stolen goods. 185 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:38,503 ♪ Ta-ra-ra ♪ 186 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:40,872 ♪ Boom-de-ay ♪ 187 00:07:40,907 --> 00:07:42,441 ♪ I'm getting some cash today ♪ 188 00:07:42,475 --> 00:07:44,109 ♪ I don't care what you say ♪ 189 00:07:44,143 --> 00:07:47,512 ♪ Just stay the fuck out of my way. ♪ 190 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:49,381 Die, locust scum! 191 00:07:51,851 --> 00:07:54,119 Oh, mail's not here yet. 192 00:07:54,153 --> 00:07:55,987 Any minute, usually. 193 00:07:56,022 --> 00:07:58,557 Oh! Ooh! Ooh! 194 00:08:00,393 --> 00:08:02,194 What are you kids doing home? 195 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:03,528 Budget cuts. 196 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:05,130 Eat my ass! 197 00:08:05,164 --> 00:08:08,033 We have every other Friday off. 198 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:09,634 Shouldn't someone be watching you? 199 00:08:09,669 --> 00:08:11,203 We're latchkey kids. 200 00:08:11,237 --> 00:08:12,404 Right. 201 00:08:24,484 --> 00:08:27,285 "Dear, Mr. Gallagher... 202 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,287 "Effective immediately, 203 00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:32,124 "your Illinois State Workers' Compensation 204 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:33,225 has been terminated"?! 205 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:37,229 No...! 206 00:08:41,834 --> 00:08:43,435 Karen. 207 00:08:59,385 --> 00:09:01,553 Hello! 208 00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:03,321 Karen? 209 00:09:06,626 --> 00:09:08,293 Yo. 210 00:09:08,327 --> 00:09:11,062 Hello, hello, hello. 211 00:09:11,097 --> 00:09:12,464 Karen... 212 00:09:12,498 --> 00:09:13,698 Fuck! You scared me, Lip. 213 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:16,401 Sorry. Your mom let me in. 214 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:20,105 What are you doing? 215 00:09:20,139 --> 00:09:22,808 I just... I haven't seen you in school in a couple days. 216 00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:24,042 Been busy. 217 00:09:24,076 --> 00:09:25,477 Yeah, I can see that. 218 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:27,279 I like the, uh, what do you call it... 219 00:09:27,313 --> 00:09:28,580 the nose, chain ring... 220 00:09:28,614 --> 00:09:30,081 thing, it's, uh... 221 00:09:31,898 --> 00:09:33,551 Me and Ian were going to go visit my grandmother. 222 00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:35,753 You want to come? No. 223 00:09:35,787 --> 00:09:38,055 Okay. 224 00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:42,677 Found out, uh, Frank's not Ian's dad? 225 00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:44,101 - Lucky him. - Yeah. 226 00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:46,033 - We might try to go find his real one. - Why? 227 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,221 All dads are assholes. 228 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,458 Well, come with us. 229 00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:53,026 We'll hit up the White Castle after. 230 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,061 It's got to be better than hanging around here all day 231 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,162 being angry at your dad. 232 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:58,565 I'm not angry at my dad. 233 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,600 Well, it, uh... 234 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,635 kind of, uh... 235 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,437 It seems like you are. 236 00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:06,439 Why would I be angry at my dad? 237 00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:10,243 I don't know, 'cause of, uh, the stupid Purity Ball thing? 238 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,946 Are you kidding me? I'm fine. 239 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,881 I'm just glad that my dad's not around anymore 240 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,982 to call me a whore! 241 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,350 All right, whatever. 242 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,018 What's that supposed to mean? 243 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,519 You're going to analyze me now, 244 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,822 like you don't have enough problems of your own? 245 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,257 Whoa, whoa, no, I-I just don't understand 246 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,691 why you give a shit 247 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,926 about what your dad has to say. 248 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,394 I mean, not to be a dick or anything, 249 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,729 but you have been kind of a whore. 250 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,597 What?! 251 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,566 No, there's no judgment. I mean, I think it's cool. 252 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,767 You know, you're a free spirit... 253 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,736 Get the fuck out of my house! Take it easy. 254 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,703 Out! 255 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,939 Okay, fine. 256 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,607 I was just trying to help. 257 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,676 I don't need your help! 258 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,344 Well, have fun being angry at your dad. 259 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,714 Fuck off! 260 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,558 How the fuck did I know that I'd catch you 261 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:00,760 icing the stairs, 262 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,361 you sack of shit ambulance chaser?! 263 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,397 What are you doing here? 264 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,465 My worker's comp got canceled. You're an A-hole, Frank. 265 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,268 You should have laid low, like I fucking told you to. 266 00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:10,903 Hey, watch your step. Could be slippery. 267 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,538 I go from home to the Alibi Room. 268 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,240 How much lower can I lay? 269 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,575 They got video, you moron. 270 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,110 That's not possible. 271 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:25,217 I was getting a case of beer for helping my friend Tito move. 272 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,356 It was a reimbursement dispute with my drug dealer. 273 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,797 Well, how was I supposed to know 274 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,932 her husband was going to come back early? 275 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,434 Call me when you get hurt on the next job. 276 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,202 And aim for the knees next time, huh? Pays more than ribs. 277 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,037 Whoa, whoa, 278 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,839 I saw that. The city will pay. 279 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,775 Larry M. Burke, Attorney at Law, at your service. Shit. 280 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,916 Ugh. Bitches. 281 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,387 Fiona. 282 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,688 Wait up. I have to go. 283 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,190 I got stuff to do at home. 284 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,926 I just want to thank you for coming today. 285 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,160 Okay. 286 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,929 Would love to have you at more meetings. 287 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,298 See if I can fit it into my busy schedule. 288 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,669 Don't let those women bum you out. 289 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,338 I didn't even notice them. 290 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:23,909 Well, between you and me, I think they're twats. 291 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,079 Why are you friends with them, then? 292 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,148 Because our kids play together. 293 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,816 They have baseball and soccer. 294 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,719 They're not so bad, once you get to know them. 295 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,488 Well, I guess they chose not to show 296 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,023 that side of themselves today. 297 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,492 They're just insecure, so they've got to make 298 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,294 everybody else feel as shitty as they do. 299 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,763 Worked. 300 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,232 How about we go grab some coffee? 301 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,167 I don't do coffee. 302 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,835 Tea? 303 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,971 No, I mean, I do coffee. 304 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,873 I just don't have the luxury of doing it 305 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,508 in the middle of the day, like you people. 306 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,344 Hey, don't be a hater. 307 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,514 You're right. I'm sorry. 308 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,482 You can make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink. 309 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,418 So now it's a drink? 310 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,020 I'll take that as a yes. 311 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,356 Come on. 312 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,597 What? 313 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,933 Never seen you use deodorant before. 314 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,568 Well, got to find a job. 315 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,270 You should come with me. 316 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,272 Why? 317 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,874 It's time you learned the family business, son. 318 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,010 Typed up your résumé, Daddy. 319 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,912 Good girl, Debs. 320 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,748 "Francis Gallagher is a passionate professional 321 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,083 "who brings creative solutions 322 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,386 from the idea phase to fruition." 323 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,524 You know me so well. 324 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,397 You little... Hey! 325 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,865 Aren't you a little bit curious 326 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,333 to find out who he is? No. 327 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,469 No, he could be any one of these guys. 328 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,270 Oh, yeah? Like that one right there? 329 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,738 Totally. 330 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:02,608 Look, he's going to be a douche bag, no matter who he is. 331 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,077 He can't be any worse than Frank. 332 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,679 He's a Gallagher. 333 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,814 Maybe he'll take you to a game or... 334 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,683 you know, kick in some scratch for college, 335 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,451 or give you a kidney. 336 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:14,920 Hell, a birthday card once a year... that's a win, right? 337 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,990 Do we know any cool dads? 338 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,392 Scotty Houston's father. 339 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,864 But he's on that sex offenders list 340 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,867 for jacking off in Sherman Park. 341 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,073 I got a, um, pizza delivery driver opening. 342 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:37,209 Liquor salesman. Bilingual insurance agent. 343 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,578 Part-time nanny. Hair salon assistant. 344 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,715 Truck driver. Egg donor. 345 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,116 Egg donor? What the f...? 346 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,551 It's the wrong... 347 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,619 this is the wrong category. 348 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,820 Anything float your boat, Frank? 349 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,555 You know what I'm here for, Gary. 350 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,058 Show me the special list. 351 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,761 No, I'm not, uh... 352 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,263 I'm not doing that anymore, Frank. 353 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,898 Open your top drawer. No, no, no. 354 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,199 The boss is cracking down. 355 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,567 I brought the kids out. 356 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,502 I want to show them a thing or two. 357 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,671 Look, you're going to get me in trouble. 358 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,406 I'll be discreet. 359 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,707 Come on. 360 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,476 We'll have the same deal we had before. 361 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,378 No. I need 30% this time. 362 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,812 Ten. Twenty-five. 363 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,314 Twenty. 364 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,727 Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold 365 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,062 at McNally Construction. 366 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,263 He broke three bones. 367 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,665 I could send you over there. 368 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,834 Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. 369 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,136 What else you got? 370 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,205 How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? 371 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,073 Not so great. 372 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,741 Okay, look. Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? 373 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,776 No. 374 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,544 Okay, what about seared flesh? 375 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:48,247 Yeah. Bobby's Bagel Joint is hiring. 376 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,516 All right? I got a gal... 377 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,385 she stuck her hand in the boiling vat. 378 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,222 She'll be collecting for at least 24 months. 379 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,424 Suppose if I had to. 380 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,159 Anything else? 381 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,531 Okay. 382 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,299 Here we go. 383 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,102 These are the jobs nobody wants. 384 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,705 The conditions are hazardous, unsafe... 385 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,406 or both. 386 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,542 You're guaranteed to get hurt. 387 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,577 You're the man, Gary. 388 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,051 There she is. 389 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,420 Hey, Grammy. 390 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,489 Who the hell are you? 391 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,890 Grams, it's us. 392 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,459 Lip and Ian... Frank's sons. 393 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,261 Your grandsons. 394 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,797 My goodness. 395 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,600 Would you look at you two? 396 00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:45,904 I have never seen apple and spice looking so nice. 397 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,406 Thanks, Grammy. 398 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,974 How's it going in there? 399 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,076 Well, the food's not so great, 400 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,845 but the pussy's pretty good. 401 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,346 Never thought I'd be the type. 402 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,283 Oh, this dump ain't so bad. 403 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,152 I can get blow anytime I like. 404 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,121 Sounds all right. 405 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,356 Yeah. The only thing that sucks is, 406 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,724 they got me cleaning toilets. 407 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,726 I wanted to be on the kitchen crew, 408 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,995 but they won't let me anywhere near the place. 409 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,232 One meth lab explosion, and this is what I get. 410 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,801 Well, yeah. It's probably the two college students 411 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,703 that died in the fire, Grams. 412 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,639 So what do you want? 413 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,041 Well, we're, uh... 414 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,976 we're trying to find Dad's brothers. 415 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,477 There's, uh, three, right? 416 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,812 Who wants to know? 417 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,946 Just us. 418 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,616 One might be my dad. 419 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,184 How so? 420 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,753 Uh, Monica... boned a brother. 421 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:35,921 What? 422 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,489 Monica... she fucked a brother. 423 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,958 I never liked that woman. 424 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,928 So, I give you the names, 425 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,431 what are you going to do for me? 426 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,800 What do you want? 427 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,169 Cigarettes... carton a week. 428 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,770 What, you can get blow in here, but not cigarettes? 429 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,806 Go figure. 430 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,441 Yeah, you got it. 431 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,810 Clayton, Jerry and my baby Wyatt. 432 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,445 They're in the book. 433 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,347 But don't bother with Wyatt. 434 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,949 - He lost his testicles in the Navy. - All right, let's go. 435 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,217 Okay. 436 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,485 Thanks, Grams. 437 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,820 Hey! And you tell Jerry 438 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,788 Come on! that if he doesn't pay me back 439 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,056 that five grand he stole, 440 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,225 I'm going to send my ex-husband Ronnie over 441 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,728 to gouge his eye out with a grapefruit spoon. 442 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,996 Hey, your time is up! Let's go! 443 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,842 So what were you, 444 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,644 like five or six years behind me in school? 445 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,146 Uh... eight, I think. 446 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,347 Jesus. 447 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,049 I'm an old lady. Yeah. 448 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,317 I was thinking the same thing. 449 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,119 Uh, an old lady who can do this. 450 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,688 Damn. 451 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,190 Yeah. I told Hal, if he wanted another kid, 452 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,493 he had to get me a 24 Hour Fitness membership. 453 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,162 It's bad enough my cookie box is all stretched out. 454 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,731 No. Yeah. That's what happens. 455 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:55,834 Can't you do, like, Kegels or something? 456 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,136 I'm doing them right now. 457 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,539 How many kids do you have? 458 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,174 Three, which is plenty. 459 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,542 I made Hal snip his business. 460 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,744 And then, if I kick his ass to the curb, 461 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:07,913 I can have more with someone else if I want. 462 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,082 Are you thinking about kicking his ass to the curb? 463 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,417 Some days, yes. 464 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,785 Some days, no. 465 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,887 He's a good guy. 466 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,722 Just one thing I'd change about him. 467 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,123 Oh, yeah? What's that? 468 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,792 No passion. 469 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,460 That's a big one. 470 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,861 Yeah, tell me about it. 471 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,930 Hey, ladies. 472 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,932 The basket of E coli you ordered. 473 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,133 Mmm. 474 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,234 I got this. 475 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,903 Here you go. 476 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,237 It's weird seeing you in here 477 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,272 without yelling at Frank, Fi. 478 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,339 Well, there's always time. 479 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,407 Keep the change. 480 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,543 Oh! 481 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,578 So your dad's still a drunk? 482 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,815 Mine, too. 483 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,016 Yeah? 484 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,250 Yeah. 485 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,119 He's good at hiding it, though. 486 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,221 Has to. He's on the fire department. 487 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,824 Oh. 488 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,258 So what about you? 489 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,694 Are you with someone right now? 490 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,530 I've been dating this guy Steve. 491 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,834 About all we have is passion. 492 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,069 Say it again, but slower. 493 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,307 Before I met Hal, I was engaged to this guy Ralph. 494 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,708 We fucked everywhere. 495 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,444 I mean, one time, we did it in the bathroom at a party. 496 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,846 Done that. 497 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,683 I like you, Miss Fiona. 498 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,485 You're a dirty girl, like me. 499 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,621 So what happened with the bathroom fucker? 500 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,090 He didn't want to be there for the small things in life, 501 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,458 like cooking a meal 502 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,193 and getting sick and... 503 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,596 laughing at a stupid TV show. 504 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,997 Sorry. 505 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,699 It's okay. 506 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,534 You know, his loss. 507 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,469 Does your guy like those things, or...? 508 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,104 Mmm.... 509 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,372 I think so. 510 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,740 Or at least he pretends to. 511 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,008 Good. Then, hold on to him, 512 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,710 because guys like that get scooped up fast, 513 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,478 and before you know it, you're 30 514 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,213 and the good ones are all gone. 515 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,649 And then you have to wait until they get divorced, 516 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,784 but by then, you'll be 45. 517 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,256 Oh, God. I got to bolt. 518 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,724 I'll see you at the, uh, 519 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,193 kids' party tomorrow? 520 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,629 I wasn't really going to go after that meeting. 521 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,198 Oh. But now that you met me? 522 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,867 Uh, I'll think about it. 523 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:10,269 Good. 524 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,737 Bye. 525 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,075 Okay. 526 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,777 Uh, bye. 527 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,850 You just made my boy parts get bigger. 528 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,785 Fuck off. 529 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,821 Looking for a few more guys. 530 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,823 It's my busy season. 531 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,592 Dangerous? Can be, 532 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,927 if you're not careful. 533 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,228 Right. 534 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,264 City contracts me to clear the stoppages in the sewer. 535 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,166 Not glamorous work we're talking about. 536 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,634 Sounds great to me. 537 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,540 Fill this out. 538 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,275 How we doing, Paulie? 539 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,877 All set! Turn her on! 540 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,848 Come to work with your dad? 541 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,050 No school. 542 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,351 Budget cuts. 543 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,752 Yeah, me, too. 544 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,854 Want to go out sometime? 545 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,856 I'm only 12. 546 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,592 It's cool. 547 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,427 I'm into older women. 548 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,895 I don't like that you're 549 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,697 getting hurt on purpose to make money. 550 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,131 Isn't that cheating? 551 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,434 I prefer to think of it as helping. 552 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,636 You do? Yeah. 553 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,937 When I collect workman's comp, 554 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,173 some lady has to fill out the paperwork. 555 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,041 That's her job. 556 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:25,978 If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed. Oh... 557 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,946 Shut it off, for the love of God! 558 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:30,282 Shut it off! My eye! Aah! 559 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:33,552 Fuck! The city's going to shut me down again for weeks now. 560 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,621 Paulie'll make millions off this. 561 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,956 Shut it off! 562 00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:39,191 Call an ambulance! 563 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,932 Thanks. 564 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,667 We get a call? 565 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,435 You catch the plates on that guy Steve's Cayenne? 566 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,604 Uh, seven three Echo Yankee five five. 567 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,473 How'd I know you'd have it memorized? 568 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,008 You little psycho. 569 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,677 Guess what car just got reported stolen. 570 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,481 By Steve? 571 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,849 No. By the owner. 572 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,818 Roberto Cavesi. 573 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,254 So Steve stole it. Or bought it stolen. 574 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,489 He's probably scratching the VIN 575 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,024 and changing the plates right now. 576 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,626 Uh, did you call it in? 577 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,028 Just getting ready. No, uh... 578 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,896 why don't we hold off for a few hours? 579 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,066 I'm not going to do anything crazy. 580 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,268 I just want to talk to Fiona first. 581 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,506 You may have heard how dangerous this place has been to work. 582 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,707 Not afraid. 583 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,975 Medical waste disposal. 584 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,376 Blood-soaked bandages. 585 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,611 Contaminated needles. 586 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,945 - Body parts. - Cool! 587 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,681 Used to be we could only get 588 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:36,848 illegal immigrants to work here. 589 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,383 Looking at a true-blue American. 590 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,619 Yeah. Well, the CDC came around four months ago 591 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,921 and hit us with some hefty fines. 592 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,257 That's when they brought me in. 593 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,759 I turned this place around. 594 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,428 Excuse me? 595 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:52,497 Oh, I'm an OSHA-certified safety compliae officer. 596 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,900 Take a look. 597 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,403 Yeah, I got this place in shipshape. 598 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,439 All new health and safety rules, 599 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,507 weekly safety meetings for all employees. 600 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,377 "93 days accident free." 601 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:07,412 Come on, I'll show you your workstation. 602 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,548 AIDS needles. Okay. 603 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:23,562 Hey, Tony. 604 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:24,996 Fiona. 605 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,332 Wasn't sure whether to knock over here or next door. 606 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,334 I'm mostly here. 607 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,369 None of my business, really. 608 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:32,537 Okay. 609 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,540 Steve around today? 610 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:36,875 He's at work. 611 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,710 Work, yeah. 612 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:44,382 Fiona, Steve may not be the guy you think he is. 613 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,484 Is this the part 614 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:46,852 where it's none of your business? 615 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:50,322 There's some things about him I don't think you know. 616 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,358 You ever wonder why he has all that money 617 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:54,493 but he hangs out down here? 618 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,163 That sounds awfully close to being an insult. 619 00:24:58,197 --> 00:24:59,765 I don't, I don't mean it like that. 620 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,366 What other way is there to mean it? 621 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,169 I mean, why would a guy like Steve be with someone like me? 622 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,071 No. I know what you're doing. 623 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,773 Bad-mouthing Steve. 624 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,641 He'd never talk shit about you, ever. 625 00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:13,111 You should go, Tony. 626 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:18,817 Just be careful, Fiona. 627 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,724 Come on. 628 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,359 Pick up. 629 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:29,060 It's me. Leave a message. 630 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,730 Come on, pick up. 631 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,098 It's me. Leave a message. 632 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:33,965 Shit! 633 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:41,039 Looking for someone to work in cabinetry. 634 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:44,042 From, uh, refinishing to installation. 635 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,143 Flexible hours, 636 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:47,212 and we can offer competitive benefits. 637 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,916 I got to be honest with you about something here. 638 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,317 Yeah, what's that? 639 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:55,220 You know, most industries are using green products. 640 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,824 Everything's eco-friendly this, eco-friendly that. 641 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,126 I just haven't jumped on the bandwagon yet. 642 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,228 I mean, the stuff's too damn expensive. 643 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,397 Not to mention, Ed Begley Jr.'s a pussy. 644 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,799 Well, you know, the products that we're using... 645 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,301 they're not exactly the safest. 646 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,802 Formaldehyde's our biggest culprit. 647 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:11,903 As a result, 648 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,672 lot of folks are getting sick around here. 649 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:14,673 Seems like they're sensitive to... 650 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:15,674 He'll take it. 651 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,675 What? 652 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:17,776 The job. He'll take it. 653 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:18,977 Tomorrow okay 654 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:19,911 for him to start? 655 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,913 Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, okay. 656 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,114 Yeah. 657 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,957 Hi, I'm Karen Jackson. 658 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,125 I mean, Daddyz Girl. 659 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,994 This is my first Web diary entry, 660 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:39,030 and it's dedicated to my daddy... 661 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:40,732 Eddie Jackson. 662 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,235 Here he is on the left. 663 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:47,038 You can visit him at the ITC on 126th where he works. 664 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:50,609 My daddy and I recently went to a Purity Ball, where he asked me 665 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:54,379 to confess my sexual sins so that we can be closer. 666 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:57,682 But when I did, guess what he did. 667 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,451 He called me a whore. 668 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,519 In front of a room full of people. 669 00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:02,554 A whore. 670 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:03,889 Yelled it. 671 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,090 So guess what, Daddy. 672 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,058 I've got something for you. 673 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,768 These are vanilla. 674 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,403 Where were you two guys all day? 675 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,938 We went to go see Grammy, 676 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,306 like you suggested. 677 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,407 Yeah? How is she? 678 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,842 Still mean as a snake. 679 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,076 Hmm. 680 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:27,412 Carl, hey, we're decorating not eating. 681 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,681 Hey-yo! 682 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:30,849 Thank God. 683 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:31,850 What's up? 684 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:32,984 Did you get my messages 685 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,052 about Tony? 686 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,186 Been trying you for hours. 687 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:36,588 Oh, work was crazy. 688 00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:37,589 I'm worried. 689 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:40,725 Oh, he's not gonna do anything to me. 690 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,094 Well, I-I think he suspects something. 691 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,262 No, he's just jealous. 692 00:27:44,297 --> 00:27:45,263 I'm careful. 693 00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:46,498 Promise. Okay? 694 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,536 All right. What do we got going on here? 695 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:55,173 Well, if you're Carl, then you're making scrotum cupcakes. 696 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,609 Very nice. 697 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:12,624 He already changed the plates? 698 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:16,528 You're going down, fucker. 699 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,608 Steve give you the car? 700 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:31,676 No, I bought it. 701 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:35,313 Had $74,920 lying around. 702 00:28:35,348 --> 00:28:36,815 Ah, money well spent. 703 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:40,218 Yo. 704 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,319 Where are you? 705 00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:43,688 I'm, uh, sorry about yesterday, all right? 706 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:44,889 All right, call me back. 707 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:45,890 Don't be mad. 708 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:48,994 Karen? 709 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:50,628 Yeah. 710 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:53,164 So why is it we've never met any of Frank's brothers? 711 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,900 Family reunions are for families. 712 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,810 And will the guy behind door number one be 713 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,345 Ian Gallagher's ticket out? 714 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:10,815 Shut up. 715 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:11,850 Yeah? 716 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,885 Holy shit. Oh, my God. 717 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,854 What do you want? 718 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,422 Uh, hi. 719 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,690 Um, I'm sorry. 720 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:19,791 Uh, my name is Phillip. 721 00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:20,959 This is my brother Ian. 722 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,694 Yeah, so? 723 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,231 Well, we're, uh, we're Frank Gallagher's sons. 724 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,199 You...! And we were wondering maybe if we could 725 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,200 talk to you for a... 726 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:30,035 Son of a bi...! 727 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:31,636 Oh. 728 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,638 Off to a good start. 729 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:35,940 I didn't know Dad was a twin, did you? 730 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,276 No. 731 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,477 Hey! What are you doing? 732 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,312 Well, we should at least talk to him. 733 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,981 He just slammed the door in our faces. 734 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,082 Yeah, we probably scared him. 735 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,484 I-I don't want that dick 736 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:47,819 being my father, all right? 737 00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:49,621 We're here. We should find out more about him. Hey. 738 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,090 I have a shotgun! 739 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,627 And I'm not afraid to use it! 740 00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:58,396 Happy? 741 00:29:58,431 --> 00:29:59,898 Yeah. Okay. 742 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,104 Come on. 743 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,073 Where'd you guys get the Xbox? 744 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:11,042 I let them borrow mine. 745 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,944 You're getting into this Classroom Moms thing. 746 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,580 Well, it's important to Debs, right? 747 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:17,048 Yep. 748 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,085 I'll get it. 749 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,821 Don't run away just because I'm kicking your ass. 750 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,290 Hi. 751 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,925 I'm Jasmine. I've heard of you. 752 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:27,992 I'm Steve. 753 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,127 - Oh. - Hey. 754 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,396 Uh, Debs, clean this stuff up. 755 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,831 Oh, no, no, don't worry. 756 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,232 My ironing board is still out from last weekend. 757 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,034 Uh, you met my boyfriend Steve? 758 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,202 I did. He's cute. 759 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,670 For that, you get a cup of coffee. 760 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:39,704 Mm. 761 00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,739 Uh, sorry for coming over unannounced. 762 00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:42,774 It's okay. 763 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,142 I was just at my sister's house. 764 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,743 She let me raid her closet. 765 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,112 Guess what doesn't fit her anymore. 766 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,113 All that? 767 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,114 She's pregnant again. 768 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:50,281 So I thought maybe that we could 769 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,816 try this stuff on and see what fits us. 770 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,084 Sure. 771 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:55,653 Uh, we're gonna be upstairs. 772 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,188 It's all right. Your boyfriend's 773 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,823 got to go to work soon anyway. 774 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,692 Be careful today. I will. Thanks. 775 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:01,860 Nice to meet you, Jasmine. 776 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,828 Yeah. Will I see you at the party tonight? 777 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,029 I wouldn't miss it. 778 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,639 Not so fast, buster. 779 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:17,475 Hey, Debs. I got your new iPad in my bag. 780 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:18,977 Did you tell her, Jimmy? 781 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,846 Family? 782 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:24,682 Dropped out of med school? Different name? 783 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:27,719 Yeah, I just haven't found the right time yet. Okay? 784 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,021 It's unnatural for a kid to hold a secret for so long. 785 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,389 I'm gonna crack. 786 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,024 Okay, okay, tonight. 787 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,493 That's my ride. I got to go. 788 00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:36,995 Pinkie swear? 789 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:37,962 Yes. 790 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,164 Do it. 791 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:40,165 Pinkie swear. 792 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,806 Hold your horses. I'm coming. 793 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,061 First day on the job. 794 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,930 Oh, yeah? 795 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,532 Suppose I could use a power tool? 796 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:15,934 Whoa, baby steps, my friend. 797 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:19,003 Probably in about a month. 798 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,975 Surprised to find an opening in this economy. 799 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:25,009 Somebody get fired? 800 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,945 Lorenzo worked at that station. 801 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,580 He's out on worker's comp. 802 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,549 One man's misfortune is another man's opportunity. 803 00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:32,550 What, um, 804 00:32:32,585 --> 00:32:34,319 what happened to him? 805 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,553 Emphysema. 806 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:41,392 And how did Lorenzo get the big E? 807 00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,728 Inhaling chemical fumes. 808 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,430 That's all it took? 809 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,332 Oh, you'd be smart to wear a mask. 810 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:49,033 What fumes, exactly? 811 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,369 You know, so I can stay clear. 812 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,805 Paint thinner, formaldehyde, cleaners, stainer. 813 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,139 You name it. 814 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,375 I mean, he was here one day, gone the next. 815 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,544 That fast, huh? 816 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,646 A man dedicates seven years of his life 817 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,615 to a company, and that's the thanks he gets. 818 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,417 A bum lung. 819 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:08,586 Seven years?! 820 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,989 You said he was here one day, gone the next. 821 00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,423 He was. 822 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,492 After having the job for seven years. 823 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:18,129 He was my best work friend. 824 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,164 Sucks not having him around here anymore. 825 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,537 That looks good on you. 826 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,640 You think? 827 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,008 Your body is perfect. 828 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,310 Makes me look huge. 829 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,311 Please. 830 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,413 Look at this. 831 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,649 Still haven't gotten rid of my baby fat. 832 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,651 My youngest is six. 833 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:40,652 Hmm. 834 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,487 I really like Steve, by the way. 835 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,755 He's a good guy. 836 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:44,756 I think. 837 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,324 He seems into you. 838 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,425 Well, he stuck around. 839 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,960 Here, try this on. 840 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:53,531 So, I talked to Hal last night. 841 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,700 His business is booming right now. 842 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:56,801 What's he do? 843 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,369 He's an accountant. 844 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,471 Helps people with their taxes, that sort of thing. 845 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,774 Are you good with numbers? 846 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:05,310 I guess so. 847 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:08,012 Then I'll introduce you to him later at the party. 848 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:11,849 I mean... 849 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,890 Got to pick up the monsters. 850 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,327 Why you being so nice to me? 851 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:25,263 Why are you being a freak and asking a question like that? 852 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,033 See you tonight. 853 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,508 Ah, I knew I had it here somewhere. 854 00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:14,011 This... 855 00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,646 is your father and me 856 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,682 when we were altar boys. 857 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,650 Dad was an altar boy? Yeah, he sure was. 858 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,819 Wow. Frank around the communion wine... 859 00:35:21,854 --> 00:35:23,654 that must have been quite a challenge, huh? 860 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:24,856 Father Frank, 861 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:26,491 as we used to call him, he was very devout. 862 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,826 He was, uh, first in his class at catechism. 863 00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:30,161 Frank? 864 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,363 So, what brings you boys around? 865 00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:36,000 Well, we're working on a family tree project at school, Lucy. 866 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:37,668 Aunt Lucy. 867 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,704 Oh, wow. Well, good for you. 868 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,773 Did your dad tell you where I lived? 869 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:42,940 No, no, we looked it up. 870 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:44,675 Yeah, I don't suppose he would have. 871 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,744 We, um, we had a falling out a long time ago. 872 00:35:46,779 --> 00:35:48,913 Anybody need some more pop? 873 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,681 It was my fault. 874 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:51,716 I should have done 875 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,050 something about it, I-I just... 876 00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,585 I never did. 877 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:58,523 Clayton, I need your help in the kitchen with the pop. 878 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:04,128 Okay, more pop 879 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,997 coming right up. 880 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:10,968 What are you doing? 881 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,004 Getting to know my nephews. Let's go. 882 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:14,539 I don't want them in my house. 883 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:15,907 What? They're great. They're family! 884 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,942 I can't do this. Do what? 885 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,577 You told me you never slept with her! I didn't! 886 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:20,945 This... ruin their lives. 887 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,847 So, why does he look exactly like Jacob?! 888 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,248 That guy's totally your dad. 889 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:25,316 You don't know that for a fact. 890 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,818 We can easily find out. 891 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,885 I don't wanna know! 892 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,321 You look exactly like him. 893 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,856 So what am I supposed to do, 894 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,291 pack my bags and move in here? 895 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,759 Yeah! Have you checked this place out? 896 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,828 Fuck! Ian... 897 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,930 Ian! 898 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:44,902 Ian! Ian, come on! We should at least go in and... 899 00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:48,005 Look, this is about you, all right? Not me. 900 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,341 We all have our problems with Frank, 901 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,410 but he's still my father. 902 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:55,446 And-and Fiona's my sister and you're my brother. 903 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:59,050 Debbie, Carl, Liam; we're a family. 904 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,686 But Ian, you can have a sweet life here. 905 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:06,524 I'm happy with who we are... even if you're not. 906 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,600 Well, look at that. Lunch is over. 907 00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:52,303 The time, how she flies. 908 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:55,306 Well, it's back to the grindstone for this guy. 909 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:59,143 Whoa! Careful, Frank! That spill almost got you there. 910 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:00,511 Already lost one best work friend. 911 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,347 Don't need to lose another so soon. 912 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,518 Okay, you can let go now. 913 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:52,229 Hey-ey-ey! Tony, right? Funny seeing you here. 914 00:38:52,264 --> 00:38:53,431 How are ya? 915 00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,170 How long you been stealing cars? 916 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,605 Who says I steal them? 917 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,373 Ow! Fuck! 918 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:05,509 You were in a Cayenne yesterday, hot-wiring a 911 today. 919 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:08,613 No, no, no. I lost my keys. Motherfucker! 920 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:11,349 How long? 921 00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,785 As long as I've been fucking Fiona for. 922 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,154 Oh, fuck! 923 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:22,927 And for dinner she made pork loin with caramelized apples 924 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,695 with a side of iceberg lettuce 925 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,098 that had a little oil and vinegar drizzled on it. 926 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,733 Oh, what I'd do for a little Roquefort, 927 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,835 but with my high cholesterol and all... 928 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,470 I told you about that, right? 929 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,205 About an hour ago. 930 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,307 267. Your doctor wants it under 150. 931 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:38,776 Aw, you remember. 932 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:43,547 Anyway, after dinner, she cut some berries for dessert. 933 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,316 Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries. 934 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:48,486 Oh, fuck! Ow, ow, ow! 935 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,854 Oh, shit! 936 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,255 Frank! 937 00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:52,356 Frank?! 938 00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:54,225 Here I come! 939 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,470 Second place sucks, huh? 940 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,806 Think this is only about Fiona? 941 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,807 Well, it fuckin' seems that way! 942 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,308 Yeah? It's also about 943 00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:13,077 the little operation you got going on. 944 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:14,445 Yeah, I could cut you in. 945 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,080 Oh, yeah? 946 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,948 You bribing an officer? 947 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,284 Wait, wait. The way that I figure it, 948 00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:22,019 there's not much you can do. 949 00:40:22,054 --> 00:40:24,789 You bring me in, you risk Fiona hating you forever. 950 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,926 Yeah. Yeah, that's how I see it, too. 951 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,996 So, uh, I'm gonna leave it up to you. 952 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,231 What the hell does that mean, huh? 953 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,500 Come here. You got two choices: 954 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:37,902 You could turn yourself in, 955 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,804 spend a couple of years in jail. 956 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,372 Of course, by the time you get out, 957 00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:43,741 Fiona and I'll be married. 958 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,142 In your dreams. 959 00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:50,614 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait. What's the second choice? 960 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:53,017 You could save your ass. How? 961 00:40:55,353 --> 00:40:56,854 Disappear tonight. 962 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,123 Walk away. Just leave everything behind. 963 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,691 Don't go back to your house. 964 00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:03,828 Don't call her. Don't say good-bye. Just leave. 965 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:07,264 But you have to decide right now. 966 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:16,140 ♪ I think I'm love drunk off one shot of you ♪ 967 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:20,711 ♪ I think I'm love drunk, and you're the proof ♪ 968 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:24,115 ♪ I think I'm love drunk, I'm chasing you, I think I'm... ♪ 969 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:26,050 Nice ass. 970 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:27,284 Excuse me? 971 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,686 Ooh, don't mind him. 972 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,156 He thinks he's so funny. This is my husband Hal. 973 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,724 How's it going? 974 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,793 Hal... scared me there. 975 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,995 Almost had to give you a knee to the groin. 976 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,163 Jazzy's told me l about you. 977 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:40,631 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 978 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,533 Said you're gonna work for me. 979 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,468 I am? 980 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:46,003 She's the boss. 981 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:50,207 Don't give me that look. Come on. 982 00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:51,142 Let's take a lap. 983 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,310 Uh-oh! 984 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:56,013 Stay out of trouble, Hal. 985 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,618 Thought that cute boyfriend of yours was coming. 986 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,720 Yeah, so did I. 987 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,967 What the hell?! 988 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:22,406 Dispatch, this is off-duty Officer 2244 reporting 989 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,707 a stolen vehicle: 990 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:26,610 license 7-2-Delta-Delta-Foxtrot-4, 991 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:27,978 black new Porsche Cayenne 992 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:32,416 heading eastbound on Carmac just past 36th Street. 993 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,656 ♪ Dead and left for broke? No, not yet ♪ 994 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:45,729 Well, Steve, possession of a stolen car is a fel... 995 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:49,934 ♪ Far from the ground, no, you'll never bring us down ♪ 996 00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:53,170 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 997 00:42:57,676 --> 00:43:00,744 ♪ Ripped, torn from the hands of the willing ♪ 998 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:03,214 ♪ Mum, that's what I'll keep and I mean it ♪ 999 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:06,884 ♪ No, say what I mean and I mean it ♪ 1000 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,221 ♪ Done minding the tongue of the bigot ♪ 1001 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:15,259 ♪ Dead and left for broke? ♪ 1002 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:18,529 ♪ No, not yet ♪ 1003 00:43:22,901 --> 00:43:26,604 ♪ Far from the ground ♪ 1004 00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:52,630 You all right? 1005 00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:54,265 Get the fuck out of here! 1006 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,200 Sorry. 1007 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:01,238 Wait. 1008 00:44:01,273 --> 00:44:02,673 Come back here. 1009 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:06,944 What happened to your hand? 1010 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,679 Work thing. 1011 00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:10,915 Is your hair different or something? 1012 00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,216 Let me see. 1013 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,751 Sit! 1014 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:15,452 Nah, nah, I really should get upstairs. 1015 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:17,521 Are those pain pills? 1016 00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:19,957 Oxy. Give me one. 1017 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:24,328 Oh, no, wait! No, don't you be taking all of those. 1018 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,168 Whoa! Wait! 1019 00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,303 What are you doing? 1020 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,471 Oh, shit! Shh... 1021 00:44:34,506 --> 00:44:35,506 No, no, no... 1022 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,107 Leave a message. 1023 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:38,442 Still not picking up? 1024 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:40,144 No, keeps going straight to voicemail. 1025 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,745 I have a bad feeling about this. 1026 00:44:42,229 --> 00:44:44,553 I'm sure there's a logical explanation, honey. 1027 00:44:45,411 --> 00:44:48,295 You wanna stick out to the bathroom? I have some party papers. 1028 00:44:48,415 --> 00:44:50,426 - What? - A little 'pick me up'? 1029 00:44:50,674 --> 00:44:52,675 It'll make you feel better. 1030 00:44:54,211 --> 00:44:55,427 Hello? 1031 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,028 Yes. 1032 00:44:58,063 --> 00:44:59,964 What? 1033 00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:02,017 Shit! No, I'll be right there. 1034 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,184 My brothers were just arrested. 1035 00:45:07,254 --> 00:45:09,755 ♪ I'm crazy, but I'm not afraid... ♪ 1036 00:45:09,789 --> 00:45:12,124 No! 1037 00:45:12,158 --> 00:45:15,060 No, no! Whoa! 1038 00:45:15,095 --> 00:45:18,597 What do you think now, daddy? Am I still a whore?! 1039 00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:21,767 Ah! Mother of god!